From 35b8492a1079022cfa5dc0c427220ae4ce5577f8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: brain Date: Sun, 12 Feb 2006 21:25:09 +0000 Subject: Renamed inspire.* inspircd.* Removed obsolete server_tokens.txt git-svn-id: http://svn.inspircd.org/repository/trunk/inspircd@3173 e03df62e-2008-0410-955e-edbf42e46eb7 --- conf/inspircd.motd | 12 +++ conf/inspircd.motd.example | 12 +++ conf/inspircd.quotes.example | 175 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ conf/inspircd.rules | 3 + conf/inspircd.rules.example | 3 + conf/inspire.motd | 12 --- conf/inspire.motd.example | 12 --- conf/inspire.quotes.example | 175 ------------------------------------------- conf/inspire.rules | 3 - conf/inspire.rules.example | 3 - 10 files changed, 205 insertions(+), 205 deletions(-) create mode 100644 conf/inspircd.motd create mode 100644 conf/inspircd.motd.example create mode 100644 conf/inspircd.quotes.example create mode 100644 conf/inspircd.rules create mode 100644 conf/inspircd.rules.example delete mode 100644 conf/inspire.motd delete mode 100644 conf/inspire.motd.example delete mode 100644 conf/inspire.quotes.example delete mode 100644 conf/inspire.rules delete mode 100644 conf/inspire.rules.example (limited to 'conf') diff --git a/conf/inspircd.motd b/conf/inspircd.motd new file mode 100644 index 000000000..67df9d3db --- /dev/null +++ b/conf/inspircd.motd @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ + + _____ _____ _____ _____ _ +|_ _| |_ _| | __ \ / ____| | | + | | _ __ ___ _ __ | | | |__) || | __| | + | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ | | | _ / | | / _` | + _| |_ | | | | \__ \ | |_) | _| |_ | | \ \ | |____ | (_| | +|_____| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ |_____| |_| \_\ \_____| \__,_| + __________________| |_______________________________ + |__________________|_|_______________________________| + + Insert something funkeh here + diff --git a/conf/inspircd.motd.example b/conf/inspircd.motd.example new file mode 100644 index 000000000..67df9d3db --- /dev/null +++ b/conf/inspircd.motd.example @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ + + _____ _____ _____ _____ _ +|_ _| |_ _| | __ \ / ____| | | + | | _ __ ___ _ __ | | | |__) || | __| | + | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ | | | _ / | | / _` | + _| |_ | | | | \__ \ | |_) | _| |_ | | \ \ | |____ | (_| | +|_____| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ |_____| |_| \_\ \_____| \__,_| + __________________| |_______________________________ + |__________________|_|_______________________________| + + Insert something funkeh here + diff --git a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example new file mode 100644 index 000000000..9b2bc0f6a --- /dev/null +++ b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example @@ -0,0 +1,175 @@ +Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell +Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors +Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick. +Maniac /n./ An early computer built by nuts. +RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory. +Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects +Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels +Plonk /excl./: The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file +hURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke +SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it. +If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it? . The Covert Comic. +A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. . Joseph Campbell +I dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!! +A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord +586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC +Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it +If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. +A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation.. +Want to come see my HARD DRIVE ? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. . Geek pick-up line. +If you torture the data enough, it will confess. . Ronald Coase +If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime +ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! +Use the source, Luke... +Programming is an art form that fights back +MacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies +Whenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it! +Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. . Dave Platt +Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory +/* You are not expected to understand this */ +To define recursion, we must first define recursion +ERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N] +Linux is only free if your time is worthless +Linux: find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT +unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep +Profanity is the one language all programmers know best +It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is? +#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) . Shakespeare +The more I C, the less I see. +Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree. +Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully +C++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way +Java is, in many ways, C++-- . Michael Feldman. +They don't make bugs like Bunny anymore . Olav Mjelde +If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in +When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem you encounter resembles a nail +System Error: press F13 to continue... +To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer +Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes +Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code +Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk? +hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY? +InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze +I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs +Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to. + [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE] +Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue. +Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! --> +Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again +File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N) +The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in +If it's not on fire, it's a software problem +My software never has bugs. It just develops random features +It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages +Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity +Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair +Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? +Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean? +See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now. +If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing. +Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... +ASCII and ye shall receive. +The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit. + NO, You cannot dial 999, I'm downloading my mail ;/ +640K ought to be enough for anybody. . Bill Gates, 1981 +Windows not found, [P]arty, [C]elebrate, [D]rink? +English, the Microsoft of languages... +It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick... +Ever notice how fast Windows runs ? -- Neither did I +If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft +We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated +"Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron +Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something +PANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING! +It just keeps going and going and going and going and goi +All that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1 +I know all about the irc and the mirc cops. +M re ink n ed d, ple s r fil +Please refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you. +I know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss.. +MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac +I can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment +I recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns +Is it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license? +Have you hugged your services coder, today? +Ever wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks? +Whats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED! +do-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems.. +be wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit... +I've been IRC Nuked"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda +"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader +"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters. +Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive? +Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> +Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n] +CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? +I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. +Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. +Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER +I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. +Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! +Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. +Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. +*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?" +"Hey, what's this button d.." -W. Crusher +"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5 +For a funny quote, call back later. +Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!' +I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. +If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. +Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. +Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. +BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! +My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. +Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!? +Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? +Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... +Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash. +An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. +Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it....... +Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. +Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..." +CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues... +IBM I Bought McIntosh +IBM I Bring Manuals +IBM I've Been Moved +IBM Idolized By Management +IBM Impenetrable Brain Matter +IBM Imperialism By Marketing +IBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth +IBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity +IBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious +IBM Ingrained Batch Mentality +IBM Innovation By Management +IBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks +IBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions +IBM Inspect Before Multiusing +IBM Install Bigger Memory +IBM Institution By Machiavelli +IBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers +IBM Intellectuals Being Moronized +IBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning +IBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management +IBM Into Building Money +IBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches +IBM Invest Before Multi-tasking +IBM Investigate Baffling Malodor +IBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational +IBM It Beats Mattel +IBM It's a Big Mess +IBM It's Better Manually +IBM Itty Bitty Machine +IBM Institute for Black Magic +100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. +Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. +Rules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. +Rules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete. +Computing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output. +Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic +WinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused. +Cannot join #real_life (invite only) +"Unfortunatly, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Matrix +"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix +"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix +"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer +"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky diff --git a/conf/inspircd.rules b/conf/inspircd.rules new file mode 100644 index 000000000..e51f0afd9 --- /dev/null +++ b/conf/inspircd.rules @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +This is the InspIRCd rules file. + +Place any network or server rules here :) diff --git a/conf/inspircd.rules.example b/conf/inspircd.rules.example new file mode 100644 index 000000000..e51f0afd9 --- /dev/null +++ b/conf/inspircd.rules.example @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +This is the InspIRCd rules file. + +Place any network or server rules here :) diff --git a/conf/inspire.motd b/conf/inspire.motd deleted file mode 100644 index 67df9d3db..000000000 --- a/conf/inspire.motd +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ - - _____ _____ _____ _____ _ -|_ _| |_ _| | __ \ / ____| | | - | | _ __ ___ _ __ | | | |__) || | __| | - | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ | | | _ / | | / _` | - _| |_ | | | | \__ \ | |_) | _| |_ | | \ \ | |____ | (_| | -|_____| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ |_____| |_| \_\ \_____| \__,_| - __________________| |_______________________________ - |__________________|_|_______________________________| - - Insert something funkeh here - diff --git a/conf/inspire.motd.example b/conf/inspire.motd.example deleted file mode 100644 index 67df9d3db..000000000 --- a/conf/inspire.motd.example +++ /dev/null @@ -1,12 +0,0 @@ - - _____ _____ _____ _____ _ -|_ _| |_ _| | __ \ / ____| | | - | | _ __ ___ _ __ | | | |__) || | __| | - | | | '_ \ / __| | '_ \ | | | _ / | | / _` | - _| |_ | | | | \__ \ | |_) | _| |_ | | \ \ | |____ | (_| | -|_____| |_| |_| |___/ | .__/ |_____| |_| \_\ \_____| \__,_| - __________________| |_______________________________ - |__________________|_|_______________________________| - - Insert something funkeh here - diff --git a/conf/inspire.quotes.example b/conf/inspire.quotes.example deleted file mode 100644 index 9b2bc0f6a..000000000 --- a/conf/inspire.quotes.example +++ /dev/null @@ -1,175 +0,0 @@ -Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell -Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors -Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick. -Maniac /n./ An early computer built by nuts. -RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory. -Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects -Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels -Plonk /excl./: The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file -hURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke -SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it. -If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it? . The Covert Comic. -A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. . Joseph Campbell -I dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!! -A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord -586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC -Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it -If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. -A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation.. -Want to come see my HARD DRIVE ? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. . Geek pick-up line. -If you torture the data enough, it will confess. . Ronald Coase -If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime -ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! -Use the source, Luke... -Programming is an art form that fights back -MacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies -Whenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it! -Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. . Dave Platt -Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory -/* You are not expected to understand this */ -To define recursion, we must first define recursion -ERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N] -Linux is only free if your time is worthless -Linux: find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT -unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep -Profanity is the one language all programmers know best -It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is? -#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) . Shakespeare -The more I C, the less I see. -Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree. -Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully -C++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way -Java is, in many ways, C++-- . Michael Feldman. -They don't make bugs like Bunny anymore . Olav Mjelde -If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in -When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem you encounter resembles a nail -System Error: press F13 to continue... -To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer -Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes -Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code -Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk? -hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY? -InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze -I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs -Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to. - [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE] -Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue. -Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! --> -Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again -File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N) -The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in -If it's not on fire, it's a software problem -My software never has bugs. It just develops random features -It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages -Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity -Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair -Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? -Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean? -See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now. -If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing. -Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... -ASCII and ye shall receive. -The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit. - NO, You cannot dial 999, I'm downloading my mail ;/ -640K ought to be enough for anybody. . Bill Gates, 1981 -Windows not found, [P]arty, [C]elebrate, [D]rink? -English, the Microsoft of languages... -It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick... -Ever notice how fast Windows runs ? -- Neither did I -If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft -We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated -"Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron -Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something -PANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING! -It just keeps going and going and going and going and goi -All that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1 -I know all about the irc and the mirc cops. -M re ink n ed d, ple s r fil -Please refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you. -I know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss.. -MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac -I can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment -I recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns -Is it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license? -Have you hugged your services coder, today? -Ever wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks? -Whats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED! -do-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems.. -be wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit... -I've been IRC Nuked"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda -"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader -"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters. -Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive? -Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> -Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n] -CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? -I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. -Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. -Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER -I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. -Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! -Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. -Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. -*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?" -"Hey, what's this button d.." -W. Crusher -"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5 -For a funny quote, call back later. -Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!' -I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours. -If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. -Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. -BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! -My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. -Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!? -Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? -Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... -Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash. -An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. -Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it....... -Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. -Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..." -CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues... -IBM I Bought McIntosh -IBM I Bring Manuals -IBM I've Been Moved -IBM Idolized By Management -IBM Impenetrable Brain Matter -IBM Imperialism By Marketing -IBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth -IBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity -IBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious -IBM Ingrained Batch Mentality -IBM Innovation By Management -IBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks -IBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions -IBM Inspect Before Multiusing -IBM Install Bigger Memory -IBM Institution By Machiavelli -IBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers -IBM Intellectuals Being Moronized -IBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning -IBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management -IBM Into Building Money -IBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches -IBM Invest Before Multi-tasking -IBM Investigate Baffling Malodor -IBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational -IBM It Beats Mattel -IBM It's a Big Mess -IBM It's Better Manually -IBM Itty Bitty Machine -IBM Institute for Black Magic -100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. -Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. -Rules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. -Rules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete. -Computing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output. -Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic -WinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused. -Cannot join #real_life (invite only) -"Unfortunatly, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Matrix -"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix -"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix -"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer -"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky diff --git a/conf/inspire.rules b/conf/inspire.rules deleted file mode 100644 index e51f0afd9..000000000 --- a/conf/inspire.rules +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -This is the InspIRCd rules file. - -Place any network or server rules here :) diff --git a/conf/inspire.rules.example b/conf/inspire.rules.example deleted file mode 100644 index e51f0afd9..000000000 --- a/conf/inspire.rules.example +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -This is the InspIRCd rules file. - -Place any network or server rules here :) -- cgit v1.2.3