+If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
+Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
+If Chuck Norris and InspIRCd met in a dark alley, Chuck Norris would get his first black eye. Ever.
+Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
+Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
+There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
+The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
+Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
+Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
+Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
+Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
+Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
+When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
+Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
+Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
+Chuck Norris only fears one thing in this world, and that is InspIRCd.
+InspIRCd's core is ran by donated Chuck Norris DNA.
+Chuck Norris exists because InspIRCd allows him to.
+Chuck Norris CAN punch you in the face over the internet.
+When Chuck Norris uses InspIRCd, he doesn't use the /kill command, he uses the /ROUND-HOUSE-TO-THE-FACE command.
+A developer only classifies oneself as such if they consider themselves as such.
+"While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I'll never know." -- Groucho Marx