-"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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+"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
+"Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
+"Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection."
+"Sysadmins can't be sued for malpractice, but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards."
+"FACE!"
+"Dirka Dirka Mohammed JIHAD!"
+We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
+"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." - Herbert Hoover