"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"France sucks, but Paris swallows"
-"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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+"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?