"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
"He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
+"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
+"France sucks, but Paris swallows"
+"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?