I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER
-I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
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