-Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell\rComputer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors\rHardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick.\rManiac /n./ An early computer built by nuts.\rRAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory.\rProgrammer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects\rMultitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels\rPlonk /excl./: The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file\rhURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke\rSUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.\rIf it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it? . The Covert Comic. \rA computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. . Joseph Campbell\rI dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!!\rA computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord\r586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC\rMemory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it\rIf it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.\rA bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..\rWant to come see my HARD DRIVE ? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. . Geek pick-up line.\rIf you torture the data enough, it will confess. . Ronald Coase\rIf you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime\rASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!\rUse the source, Luke...\rProgramming is an art form that fights back\rMacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies\rWhenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it!\rManaging senior programmers is like herding cats. . Dave Platt\rYour program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory\r/* You are not expected to understand this */\rTo define recursion, we must first define recursion\rERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N]\rLinux is only free if your time is worthless\rLinux: find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT\runzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep\rProfanity is the one language all programmers know best\rIt's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?\r#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) . Shakespeare\rThe more I C, the less I see.\rConfucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree.\rUnix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully\rC++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way\rJava is, in many ways, C++-- . Michael Feldman.\rThey don't make bugs like Bunny anymore . Olav Mjelde\rIf debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in\rWhen the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem you encounter resembles a nail\rSystem Error: press F13 to continue...\rTo err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer\rComputers make very fast, very accurate mistakes\rLife would be so much easier if we only had the source code\rWho is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk?\rhAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY?\rInspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze\rI'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs\rKevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.\r [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]\rError, no keyboard . press F1 to continue.\rInsert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! -->\rCannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again\rFile not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)\rThe definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in\rIf it's not on fire, it's a software problem\rMy software never has bugs. It just develops random features\rIt's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages\rArtificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity\rMaking fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair\rDaddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?\rDaddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?\rSee daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.\rIf you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing.\rEnter any 11-digit prime number to continue...\rASCII and ye shall receive.\rThe web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.\r<FrostyCoolSlug> NO, You cannot dial 999, I'm downloading my mail ;/\r640K ought to be enough for anybody. . Bill Gates, 1981\rWindows not found, [P]arty, [C]elebrate, [D]rink?\rEnglish, the Microsoft of languages...\rIt's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick...\rEver notice how fast Windows runs ? -- Neither did I\rIf at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft\rWe are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated\r"Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron\rWindows isn't a virus, viruses do something\rPANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING!\rIt just keeps going and going and going and going and goi <BANG>\rAll that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1\rI know all about the irc and the mirc cops.\rM re ink n ed d, ple s r fil\rPlease refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you.\rI know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss..\rMacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac\rI can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment\rI recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns\rIs it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license?\rHave you hugged your services coder, today?\rEver wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks?\rWhats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED!\rdo-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems..\rbe wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit...\rI've been IRC Nuked"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda\r"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader\r"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters.\rCan I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive?\rCanadian DOS prompt: EH?\>\rCanadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]\rCONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?\rI don't have a solution but I admire the problem.\rFamous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.\rHey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER\rI like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.\rAccess denied--nah nah na nah nah!\rBad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..\rError: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.\r*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?"\r"Hey, what's this button d..<BOOM>" -W. Crusher\r"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5\rFor a funny quote, call back later.\rFamous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'\rI like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.\rIf debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.\rCopywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.\rCannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.\rBUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!\rMy software never has bugs. It just develops random features.\rWhy doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!?\rWho's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?\rShell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...\rComputing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.\rAn expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.\rFamous last words: This is the safe way to do it.......\rFamous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.\rClinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..."\rCLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues...\rIBM I Bought McIntosh\rIBM I Bring Manuals\rIBM I've Been Moved\rIBM Idolized By Management\rIBM Impenetrable Brain Matter\rIBM Imperialism By Marketing\rIBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth\rIBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity\rIBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious\rIBM Ingrained Batch Mentality\rIBM Innovation By Management\rIBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks\rIBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions\rIBM Inspect Before Multiusing\rIBM Install Bigger Memory\rIBM Institution By Machiavelli\rIBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers\rIBM Intellectuals Being Moronized\rIBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning\rIBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management\rIBM Into Building Money\rIBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches\rIBM Invest Before Multi-tasking\rIBM Investigate Baffling Malodor\rIBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational\rIBM It Beats Mattel\rIBM It's a Big Mess\rIBM It's Better Manually\rIBM Itty Bitty Machine\rIBM Institute for Black Magic\r100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.\rMurphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.\rRules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.\rRules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete.\rComputing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.\rBackup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic\rWinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused.\rCannot join #real_life (invite only)\r"Unfortunatly, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Matrix\r"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix\r"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix\r"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer\r"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky\r
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+Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell
+Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors
+Hardware /nm./: the part of the computer that you can kick.
+Maniac /n./ An early computer built by nuts.
+RAM /abr./: Rarely Adequate Memory.
+Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects
+Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels
+Plonk /excl./: The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file
+hURL /n./: a link to a web site that makes you want to puke
+SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
+If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it? . The Covert Comic.
+A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. . Joseph Campbell
+I dropped my computer on my foot! That Megahurtz!!
+A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
+586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC
+Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it
+If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
+A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation..
+Want to come see my HARD DRIVE ? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. . Geek pick-up line.
+If you torture the data enough, it will confess. . Ronald Coase
+If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime
+ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
+Use the source, Luke...
+Programming is an art form that fights back
+MacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies
+Whenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it!
+Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. . Dave Platt
+Your program is sick ! Shoot it and put it out of its memory
+/* You are not expected to understand this */
+To define recursion, we must first define recursion
+ERROR: Computer possessed; Load EXOR.SYS ? [Y/N]
+Linux is only free if your time is worthless
+Linux: find out what you've been missing while you've been rebooting Windows NT
+unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep
+Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
+It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?
+#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) . Shakespeare
+The more I C, the less I see.
+Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree.
+Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully
+C++: Hard to learn and built to stay that way
+Java is, in many ways, C++-- . Michael Feldman.
+They don't make bugs like Bunny anymore . Olav Mjelde
+If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in
+When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem you encounter resembles a nail
+System Error: press F13 to continue...
+To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer
+Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
+Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code
+Who is this 'General Failure' and why is he reading my disk?
+hAS aNYONE sEEN MY cAPSLOCK kEY?
+InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze
+I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs
+Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
+ [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]
+Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue.
+Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! -->
+Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again
+File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)
+The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
+If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
+My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
+It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages
+Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity
+Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair
+Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
+Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
+See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
+If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing.
+Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
+ASCII and ye shall receive.
+The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.
+<FrostyCoolSlug> NO, You cannot dial 999, I'm downloading my mail ;/
+640K ought to be enough for anybody. . Bill Gates, 1981
+Windows not found, [P]arty, [C]elebrate, [D]rink?
+English, the Microsoft of languages...
+It's been said that Bill Gates named his company after his dick...
+Ever notice how fast Windows runs ? -- Neither did I
+If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft
+We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated
+"Microsoft Works." . Oxymoron
+Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something
+PANIC! buffer = :NickServ WRITE_DB(3). <-- JUST KIDDING!
+It just keeps going and going and going and going and goi <BANG>
+All that I know is that nukes are comming from 127.0.0.1
+I know all about the irc and the mirc cops.
+M re ink n ed d, ple s r fil
+Please refrain from feeding the IRC Operators. Thank you.
+I know all about mirc stuff, hmm.. I think this channel is experiencing packet loss..
+MacDonalds claims Macintosh stole their next idea of the iMac
+I can't hold her any longer, captain, she's gonna bl.. sorry, got caught up in the moment
+I recommend purchasing a Cyrix CPU for testing nuclear meltdowns
+Is it an international rule to have the worst picture possible on your driver license?
+Have you hugged your services coder, today?
+Ever wonder why they make the colon flash on alarm clocks?
+Whats this?.. blue screen with a VXD error?!.. I'VE BEEN NUKED!
+do-do-bop-doo-doo-do-do-doo.. For those of you who know that song, you have problems..
+be wery wery quiet... hunting wabbit...
+I've been IRC Nuked"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda
+"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing." - Darth Vader
+"I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the Star Wars characters.
+Can I upgrade my Hard Drive to a WARP drive?
+Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
+Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]
+CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
+I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
+Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
+Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-÷p!%$û NO CARRIER
+I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
+Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
+Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
+Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
+*grumble* "You're just supposed to sit here?"
+"Hey, what's this button d..<BOOM>" -W. Crusher
+"He has become One with Himself!" "He's passed out!" "That too."-B5
+For a funny quote, call back later.
+Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
+I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
+If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
+Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
+Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
+BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
+My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
+Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!?
+Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
+Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
+Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
+An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
+Famous last words: This is the safe way to do it.......
+Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
+Clinton, "I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't mean..."
+CLINTON LEGACY??...even Pharaoh had only ten plagues...
+IBM I Bought McIntosh
+IBM I Bring Manuals
+IBM I've Been Moved
+IBM Idolized By Management
+IBM Impenetrable Brain Matter
+IBM Imperialism By Marketing
+IBM Incorrigible Boisterous Mammoth
+IBM Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
+IBM Ingenuity Becomes Mysterious
+IBM Ingrained Batch Mentality
+IBM Innovation By Management
+IBM Insipid Belligerent Mossbacks
+IBM Insipidly Bankrolling Millions
+IBM Inspect Before Multiusing
+IBM Install Bigger Memory
+IBM Institution By Machiavelli
+IBM Insultingly Boring Merchandisers
+IBM Intellectuals Being Moronized
+IBM Intelligence Belittling Meaning
+IBM Intimidated, Buffaloed Management
+IBM Into Building Money
+IBM Intolerant of Beards & Moustaches
+IBM Invest Before Multi-tasking
+IBM Investigate Baffling Malodor
+IBM Irresponsible Behave Multinational
+IBM It Beats Mattel
+IBM It's a Big Mess
+IBM It's Better Manually
+IBM Itty Bitty Machine
+IBM Institute for Black Magic
+100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
+Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
+Rules of the game: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
+Rules of the game: Any given program, once running, is obsolete.
+Computing Definition - Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
+Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
+WinErr 653: Multitasking attempted - system confused.
+Cannot join #real_life (invite only)
+"Unfortunatly, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself." - Matrix
+"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix
+"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix
+"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer
+"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
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