InspIRCd, now with excessive ammounts of Cheeze
I'm in the computer business, I make Out-Of-Order signs
Kevorkian Virus: helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.
- [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]
-Error, no keyboard . press F1 to continue.
+ [OUT OF QUOTES, PLEASE ORDER MORE]
Insert Something Funkeh.. err.. There! -->
Cannot delete tmp150---3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again
File not found. Should I fake it ? (Y/N)
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
-My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages
Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity
Making fun of AOL users is like making fun of the kid in the wheel chair
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
See daddy ? All the keys are in alphabetical order now.
-If you can't beat your computer at chess, do what I did . try kick-boxing.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ASCII and ye shall receive.
The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit.
For a funny quote, call back later.
Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
I like work ... I can sit and watch it for hours.
-If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!?
-Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
Computing Definition - Network-Admin: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
"Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix
"The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix
"The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer
-"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
+"heh i am talkin to someone...she's not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
+"He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles"
+"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
+"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
+"France sucks, but Paris swallows"
+"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
+"Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
+"Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection."
+"Sysadmins can't be sued for malpractice, but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards."
+"FACE!"
+"Dirka Dirka Mohammed JIHAD!"
+We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
+"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." - Herbert Hoover
+If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
+Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
+If Chuck Norris and InspIRCd met in a dark alley, Chuck Norris would get his first black eye. Ever.
+Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
+Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
+There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
+The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
+Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
+Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
+Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
+Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
+Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
+When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
+Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
+Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
+Chuck Norris only fears one thing in this world, and that is InspIRCd.
+InspIRCd's core is ran by donated Chuck Norris DNA.
+Chuck Norris exists because InspIRCd allows him to.
+Chuck Norris CAN punch you in the face over the internet.
+When Chuck Norris uses InspIRCd, he doesn't use the /kill command, he uses the /ROUND-HOUSE-TO-THE-FACE command.
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