If you put a quote, do it properly ;)

[user/henk/code/inspircd.git] / conf / inspircd.quotes.example

diff --git a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example
index 8fdfc4dcfe248b752500750957994566fe3c2ed1..ec0f157c821c492f3d035ef5fbf4181e0b0300da 100644 (file)
--- a/conf/inspircd.quotes.example
+++ b/conf/inspircd.quotes.example
@@ -172,5 +172,14 @@ Cannot join #real_life (invite only)
 "Reality is a thing of the past" - Matrix
 "The future will not be user friendly" - Matrix
 "The general idea in chat is to make yourself understandable... ..." - Peer
-"heh i am talkin to someone...she not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
+"heh i am talkin to someone...she's not dead...yet anyways" - Stinky
 "He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles"
+"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
+"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
+"France sucks, but Paris swallows"
+"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
+"Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
+"Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection."
+"Sysadmins can't be sued for malpractice, but surgeons don't have to deal with patients who install new versions of their own innards."
+"FACE!"
+"Dirka Dirka Mohammed JIHAD!"