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diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/chucknorris.rb b/data/rbot/plugins/chucknorris.rb
index 362462e6..07421fda 100644
--- a/data/rbot/plugins/chucknorris.rb
+++ b/data/rbot/plugins/chucknorris.rb
@@ -1,29 +1,151 @@
 require 'uri/common'
 require 'cgi'
 
+# the 4q.cc "id => full name" mapping
+FACTMAP = { "mrt" => "Mr\. T",
+            "vin" => "Vin Diesel",
+            "chuck" => "Chuck Norris" }
+
+MIN_RATING = 6.0
+
+PISSED_EXPRESSIONS = [
+    "fuck this, i'm going to go get toed up.",
+    "screw this, i'm going to get hammered.",
+    "forget this, i'm going to iron some shirts.",
+    "disregard this, i'm going out to kill me some prostitutes.",
+]
+
+# exceptions
+class HTTPError < Exception; end
+class ParseError < Exception; end
+
+# the plugin
 class ChuckNorrisPlugin < Plugin
 
   def help(plugin, topic="")
-    "chucknorris => show a random chuck norris fact."
+    "fact [person] => \"fact\" shows a random Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, or Mr. T fact. \"fact [person]\" shows a fact about someone in the channel. || chucknorris, chuck, norris => random Chuck Norris fact || vindiesel, vin, diesel => random Vin Diesel fact || mrt => I pity the foo who can't figure this one out."
   end
-  
-  def chucknorris(m, params)
-    factdata = @bot.httputil.get(URI.parse('http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck'))
-    unless factdata
-      m.reply "This Chuck Norris fact made my brain explode. (HTTP error)"
-      return
-    end
 
+  def getfact(who)
+      raise "Unknown name: #{who}" unless FACTMAP.keys.include? who
+      # get the fact
+      factdata = @bot.httputil.get(URI.parse("http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=#{who}"))
+      unless factdata
+        raise HTTPError
+      end
+    
+      longwho = FACTMAP[who]
+
+      # regexes
+      fact_matcher = %r{<h1> And now a random fact about #{longwho}...</h1>(.+?)<hr />}
+      rating_matcher = %r{Current Rating: <b>(\d+\.\d+)</b>}
 
-    if factdata =~ %r{<h1> And now a random fact about Chuck Norris...</h1>(.+?)<hr />}
-      m.reply(CGI::unescapeHTML($1))
+      # parse the fact
+      if factdata =~ fact_matcher
+        fact = CGI::unescapeHTML($1)
+        if factdata =~ rating_matcher
+            rating = $1.to_f
+            puts "fact=[#{fact}], rating=[#{rating}]"
+            return [fact, rating]
+        end
+      end
+        
+      raise ParseError
+    
+  end
+
+  def fact(m, params)
+    who = params[:who]
+    max_tries = (params[:tries] or "10").to_i
+    
+    valid_people = FACTMAP.keys + ["random"]
+    
+    # if the person wants a fact about themselves, then it'll substitute the name.
+    if valid_people.include? who
+      substitute_name = nil
     else
-      m.reply "This Chuck Norris fact punched my teeth in. (Parse error)"
-    end
+      substitute_name = who
+      who = 'random'
+    end
+    
+    # pick a random person
+    if who == 'random'
+      if substitute_name
+        # take out the Mr. T facts if you're inserting someone's name
+        # beacuse tons of them suck, and most of them revolve around
+        # "pitying" someone or something.
+        people = FACTMAP.keys - ["mrt"]
+        who = people[rand(people.length)]
+      else
+        who = FACTMAP.keys[rand(FACTMAP.length)]
+      end
+    end
+    
+    # get the long name
+    longwho = FACTMAP[who]
+    unless longwho
+      m.reply "Who the crap is #{who}?!?!"
+      return
+    end
+    
+    # get the fact
 
+    m.reply "alright, let's see if I can find a good one..."
+
+    tries = 0
+    results = []
+    loop do
+        
+        begin
+        
+            puts "[chucknorris] Try number #{tries}/#{max_tries}..."
+
+            tries += 1
+            fact, rating = getfact(who)
+            
+            if rating >= MIN_RATING
+                fact.gsub!(longwho, substitute_name) if substitute_name
+                m.reply "#{results.join(', ') + "... "}hrm, this one's not bad:"
+                m.reply "#{fact} [rating: #{rating}]"
+                return
+            else
+                results << "lame"
+            end
+    
+            if tries > max_tries
+                m.reply "#{results.join(', ')}... these all suck. #{PISSED_EXPRESSIONS[rand(PISSED_EXPRESSIONS.length)]}"
+                return
+            end
+            
+        rescue HTTPError
+          #m.reply "This #{longwho} fact punched my teeth in. (HTTP error)"
+          results << "DOH!"
+          tries += 1
+        rescue ParseError
+          #m.reply "This #{longwho} fact made my brain explode. (Parse error)"
+          results << "wtf?"
+          tries += 1
+        end
+      
+    end
+  
   end
 
+
 end
 
-plugin = ChuckNorrisPlugin.new
-plugin.map 'chucknorris'
+plugin = ChuckNorrisPlugin.new
+
+plugin.map 'fact :who :tries', :action => 'fact',
+                          :defaults => {:who => 'random', :tries=>10}
+
+plugin.map 'chucknorris :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "chuck"}
+plugin.map 'chuck :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "chuck"}
+plugin.map 'norris :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "chuck"}
+
+plugin.map 'vindiesel :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "vin"}
+plugin.map 'diesel :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "vin"}
+plugin.map 'vin :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "vin"}
+
+plugin.map 'mrt :who', :action => 'fact', :defaults => {:who => "mrt"}
+