-# Author: Michael Brailsford <brailsmt@yahoo.com>
-# aka brailsmt
-# Purpose: Provide for humorous larts and praises
-# Copyright: 2002 Michael Brailsford. All rights reserved.
-# License: This plugin is licensed under the BSD license. The terms of
-# which follow.
+# Original Author:
+# Michael Brailsford <brailsmt@yahoo.com>
+# aka brailsmt
+# Author: Giuseppe "Oblomov" Bilotta <giuseppe.bilotta@gmail.com>
+# Purpose: Provide for humorous larts and praises
+# Original Copyright:
+# 2002 Michael Brailsford. All rights reserved.
+# Copyright: 2006 Giuseppe Bilotta. All rights reserved.
+# License: This plugin is licensed under the BSD license. The terms of
+# which follow.
#
# Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
# modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
end
def initialize
- super
@larts = Array.new
@praises = Array.new
- #read in the lart and praise files
- if File.exists? "#{@bot.botclass}/lart/larts"
- IO.foreach("#{@bot.botclass}/lart/larts") { |line|
+ @lartfile = nil
+ @praisefile = nil
+ super
+ end
+
+ def set_language(lang)
+ save
+ @lartfile = "#{@bot.botclass}/lart/larts-#{lang}"
+ @praisefile = "#{@bot.botclass}/lart/praises-#{lang}"
+ @larts.clear
+ @praises.clear
+ if File.exists? @lartfile
+ IO.foreach(@lartfile) { |line|
@larts << line.chomp
}
end
- if File.exists? "#{@bot.botclass}/lart/praises"
- IO.foreach("#{@bot.botclass}/lart/praises") { |line|
+ if File.exists? @praisefile
+ IO.foreach(@praisefile) { |line|
@praises << line.chomp
}
end
end
def save
+ return if @lartfile.nil? and @praisefile.nil?
Dir.mkdir("#{@bot.botclass}/lart") if not FileTest.directory? "#{@bot.botclass}/lart"
# TODO implement safe saving here too
- File.open("#{@bot.botclass}/lart/larts", "w") { |file|
+ File.open(@lartfile, "w") { |file|
file.puts @larts
}
- File.open("#{@bot.botclass}/lart/praises", "w") { |file|
+ File.open(@praisefile, "w") { |file|
file.puts @praises
}
end
+++ /dev/null
-swaps <who>'s shampoo with nair
-installs windows on <who>'s machine
-forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks
-registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers
-resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24
-takes <who>'s tea
-dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services'
-pokes <who> in the eye
-beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Unix manual
-cats /dev/urandom into <who>'s ear
-signs <who> up for AOL
-enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101
-sporks <who>
-drops a truckload of VAXen on <who>
-judo chops <who>
-resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24
-formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12
-rm -rf's <who>
-stabs <who>
-steals <who>'s mojo
-strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord
-whacks <who> with the cluebat
-sells <who> on E-Bay
-uses <who> as a biological warfare study
-uses the "Customer Appreciation Bat" on <who>
-reads <who> some vogon poetry
-puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex
-casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom
-gives <who> a melvin
-turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be "bugged"
-takes away <who>'s internet connection
-pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon
-counts "1, 2, 5... er... 3!" and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who>
-puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders
-makes <who> read slashdot at -1
-puts "alias vim=emacs" in <who>'s /etc/profile
-uninstalls ld from <who>'s system
-locks <who> in the Chateau d'If
-signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons
-makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer
-fills <who>'s Visene eyedrop bottle with lime juice
-casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom.
-gives <who> a Chicago Steamer
-rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death
-pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher
-pokes <who> with a rusty nail
-puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets
-pours sand into <who>'s oatmeal
-mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste
-puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lip balm
-straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of "the world's most annoying sound" from "Dumb and Dumber"
-tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack
-forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing
-smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass
-puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives
-makes <who> watch reruns of "Blue's Clues"
-puts lye in <who>'s coffee
-tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass
-lets Borg have his way with <who>
-signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center
-wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings
-gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert
-forces <who> to eat all their veggies
-covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper
-fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce
-forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate
-knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4
-removes debian from <who>'s system
-uses <who>'s debian cds for skeet shooting practice
-gives <who>'s phone number to Borg
-posts <who>'s IP and root password on alt.2600
-forces <who> to use words like "irregardless" and "administrate" (thereby sounding like a real dumbass)"
-tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out
-replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue
-replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets
-squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline for <who>
-submits <who>'s photo to the people at SA for photoshopping
-Forces <who> to learn the Win32 API
-gives <who> an atomic wedgie
-ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast
-forces <who> to use emacs for text editing
-frowns at <who> really really hard
-jabs a hot car lighter into <who>'s eye sockets
-forces <who> to browse the web with IE
-takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue
-forces <who> to listen to only emo music
-signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship
-attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM
-donkey punches <who>
-puts track spikes into <who>'s side
-replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld
-replaces <who>'s hypertension pills with rat poison pellets
-replaces <who>s jock itch cream with Nair
-does the Australian Death Grip on <who>
-dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.
-farts in <who>'s general direction
-flogs <who> with stinging neddle
-hands <who> a poison ivy joint
--- /dev/null
+swaps <who>'s shampoo with nair
+installs windows on <who>'s machine
+forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks
+registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers
+resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24
+takes <who>'s tea
+dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services'
+pokes <who> in the eye
+beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Unix manual
+cats /dev/urandom into <who>'s ear
+signs <who> up for AOL
+enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101
+sporks <who>
+drops a truckload of VAXen on <who>
+judo chops <who>
+resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24
+formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12
+rm -rf's <who>
+stabs <who>
+steals <who>'s mojo
+strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord
+whacks <who> with the cluebat
+sells <who> on E-Bay
+uses <who> as a biological warfare study
+uses the "Customer Appreciation Bat" on <who>
+reads <who> some vogon poetry
+puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex
+casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom
+gives <who> a melvin
+turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be "bugged"
+takes away <who>'s internet connection
+pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon
+counts "1, 2, 5... er... 3!" and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who>
+puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders
+makes <who> read slashdot at -1
+puts "alias vim=emacs" in <who>'s /etc/profile
+uninstalls ld from <who>'s system
+locks <who> in the Chateau d'If
+signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons
+makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer
+fills <who>'s Visene eyedrop bottle with lime juice
+casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom.
+gives <who> a Chicago Steamer
+rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death
+pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher
+pokes <who> with a rusty nail
+puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets
+pours sand into <who>'s oatmeal
+mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste
+puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lip balm
+straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of "the world's most annoying sound" from "Dumb and Dumber"
+tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack
+forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing
+smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass
+puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives
+makes <who> watch reruns of "Blue's Clues"
+puts lye in <who>'s coffee
+tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass
+lets Borg have his way with <who>
+signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center
+wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings
+gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert
+forces <who> to eat all their veggies
+covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper
+fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce
+forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate
+knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4
+removes debian from <who>'s system
+uses <who>'s debian cds for skeet shooting practice
+gives <who>'s phone number to Borg
+posts <who>'s IP and root password on alt.2600
+forces <who> to use words like "irregardless" and "administrate" (thereby sounding like a real dumbass)"
+tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out
+replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue
+replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets
+squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline for <who>
+submits <who>'s photo to the people at SA for photoshopping
+Forces <who> to learn the Win32 API
+gives <who> an atomic wedgie
+ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast
+forces <who> to use emacs for text editing
+frowns at <who> really really hard
+jabs a hot car lighter into <who>'s eye sockets
+forces <who> to browse the web with IE
+takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue
+forces <who> to listen to only emo music
+signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship
+attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM
+donkey punches <who>
+puts track spikes into <who>'s side
+replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld
+replaces <who>'s hypertension pills with rat poison pellets
+replaces <who>s jock itch cream with Nair
+does the Australian Death Grip on <who>
+dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.
+farts in <who>'s general direction
+flogs <who> with stinging neddle
+hands <who> a poison ivy joint
+++ /dev/null
-hugs <who>
-gives <who> some love
-gives <who> a cookie
-slaps <who> heartily on the back
-tickles <who>
--- /dev/null
+hugs <who>
+gives <who> some love
+gives <who> a cookie
+slaps <who> heartily on the back
+tickles <who>
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