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authorMatthias Hecker <mail@apoc.cc>2020-04-16 23:59:08 +0200
committerMatthias Hecker <mail@apoc.cc>2020-04-16 23:59:08 +0200
commit14b2b331c639f4484b377966e5e1a04c15082404 (patch)
tree47d391814f06efa834803ce37cd469f31443a1b8 /data/rbot/templates/lart
parent7bee70f012b85c03f73fa3e765417a939e02a5cf (diff)
plugin(lart): refactor to use registry to persist
see #42
Diffstat (limited to 'data/rbot/templates/lart')
-rw-r--r--data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-english98
-rw-r--r--data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-italian25
-rw-r--r--data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-japanese10
-rw-r--r--data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-english5
-rw-r--r--data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-italian4
-rw-r--r--data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-japanese3
6 files changed, 0 insertions, 145 deletions
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-english b/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-english
deleted file mode 100644
index c3a25880..00000000
--- a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-english
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,98 +0,0 @@
-swaps <who>'s shampoo with nair
-installs windows on <who>'s machine
-forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks
-registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers
-resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24
-takes <who>'s tea
-dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services'
-pokes <who> in the eye
-beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Unix manual
-cats /dev/urandom into <who>'s ear
-signs <who> up for AOL
-enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101
-sporks <who>
-drops a truckload of VAXen on <who>
-judo chops <who>
-resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24
-formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12
-rm -rf's <who>
-stabs <who>
-steals <who>'s mojo
-strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord
-whacks <who> with the cluebat
-sells <who> on E-Bay
-uses <who> as a biological warfare study
-uses the "Customer Appreciation Bat" on <who>
-reads <who> some vogon poetry
-puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex
-casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom
-gives <who> a melvin
-turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be "bugged"
-takes away <who>'s internet connection
-pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon
-counts "1, 2, 5... er... 3!" and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who>
-puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders
-makes <who> read slashdot at -1
-puts "alias vim=emacs" in <who>'s /etc/profile
-uninstalls ld from <who>'s system
-locks <who> in the Chateau d'If
-signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons
-makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer
-fills <who>'s Visene eyedrop bottle with lime juice
-casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom.
-gives <who> a Chicago Steamer
-rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death
-pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher
-pokes <who> with a rusty nail
-puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets
-pours sand into <who>'s oatmeal
-mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste
-puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lip balm
-straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of "the world's most annoying sound" from "Dumb and Dumber"
-tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack
-forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing
-smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass
-puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives
-makes <who> watch reruns of "Blue's Clues"
-puts lye in <who>'s coffee
-tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass
-lets Borg have his way with <who>
-signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center
-wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings
-gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert
-forces <who> to eat all their veggies
-covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper
-fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce
-forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate
-knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4
-removes debian from <who>'s system
-uses <who>'s debian cds for skeet shooting practice
-gives <who>'s phone number to Borg
-posts <who>'s IP and root password on alt.2600
-forces <who> to use words like "irregardless" and "administrate" (thereby sounding like a real dumbass)"
-tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out
-replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue
-replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets
-squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline for <who>
-submits <who>'s photo to the people at SA for photoshopping
-Forces <who> to learn the Win32 API
-gives <who> an atomic wedgie
-ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast
-forces <who> to use emacs for text editing
-frowns at <who> really really hard
-jabs a hot car lighter into <who>'s eye sockets
-forces <who> to browse the web with IE
-takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue
-forces <who> to listen to only emo music
-signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship
-attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM
-donkey punches <who>
-puts track spikes into <who>'s side
-replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld
-replaces <who>'s hypertension pills with rat poison pellets
-replaces <who>s jock itch cream with Nair
-does the Australian Death Grip on <who>
-dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.
-farts in <who>'s general direction
-flogs <who> with stinging neddle
-hands <who> a poison ivy joint
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-italian b/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-italian
deleted file mode 100644
index bc4b4e05..00000000
--- a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-italian
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-scambia lo shampoo di <who> con crema depilatoria
-installa Windows 3.1 sul computer di <who>
-costringe <who> a programmare in Perl per 3 settimane
-manda l'indirizzo email di <who> a 50 noti spammer
-restringe il terminale di <who> a 40x24
-ruba il the di <who>
-picchia <who> a sangue sulle gengive con una mazza ferrata arrugginita
-vende <who> su eBay
-ficca un peperoncino su per il culo di <who>
-fa <who> a fettine
-punzecchia la bambola voodoo di <who>
-riformatta il disco fisso di <who>
-brucia la collezione di fumetti di <who>
-brucia la biblioteca di <who>
-brucia la macchina di <who>
-mette zucchero nel serbatoio della moto di <who>
-legge a <who> un po' di poesia Vogon
-svuota il frigorifero di <who>
-picchia <who> in faccia con la 'Ricerca' di Proust
-usa <who> come cavia in esperimenti di guerra batteriologica
-pubblica su internet la foto di <who> sedut@ al cesso
-scrive il numero di telefono di <who> su tutti i cessi pubblici
-scollega la connessione ad internet di <who>
-strappa le braccia di <who> e le usa per picchiarl@ a morte
-nasconde un nido di vipere nel cuscino di <who>
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-japanese b/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-japanese
deleted file mode 100644
index 27982595..00000000
--- a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts-japanese
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
-<who>のパソコンにWindowsをインスタールする
-<who>に3週間Perlを使わせる
-<who>を叩き付ける
-<who>の手を剥して、その手で<who>に打つ
-Ebayで<who>を売る
-<who>のコーヒーに灰汁を入れる
-<who>をはらきりさせる
-<who>を刺身に作る
-<who>に心臓麻痺させる
-<who>の名前をデスノートに書く
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-english b/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-english
deleted file mode 100644
index 3d89df74..00000000
--- a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-english
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-hugs <who>
-gives <who> some love
-gives <who> a cookie
-slaps <who> heartily on the back
-tickles <who>
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-italian b/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-italian
deleted file mode 100644
index 9467cf95..00000000
--- a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-italian
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,4 +0,0 @@
-abbraccia <who>
-adora <who>
-invita <who> ad una cena luculliana
-da' un'amichevole pacca sulle spalle a <who>
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-japanese b/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-japanese
deleted file mode 100644
index 12c0abc3..00000000
--- a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises-japanese
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-<who>とチュウする
-<who>にクキーあげる
-<who>ダイスキ!