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author | Tom Gilbert <tom@linuxbrit.co.uk> | 2005-07-27 15:59:13 +0000 |
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committer | Tom Gilbert <tom@linuxbrit.co.uk> | 2005-07-27 15:59:13 +0000 |
commit | 21949774b91eaec6ecde4eaa8ad121e2c0a36b87 (patch) | |
tree | 41a7601e168018ac203bad7ca8d7f9f82515bc28 /data/rbot/templates | |
parent | 51cf09ec02d089bfdd80e5f728cfc92a234dc437 (diff) |
rearrange repo for packaging
Diffstat (limited to 'data/rbot/templates')
-rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/templates/conf.rbot | 13 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/templates/keywords.rbot | 4 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/templates/lart/larts | 98 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/templates/lart/praises | 2 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/templates/levels.rbot | 21 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/templates/users.rbot | 1 |
6 files changed, 139 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/conf.rbot b/data/rbot/templates/conf.rbot new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d1a152fa --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/templates/conf.rbot @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +ADDRESS_PREFIX = | +SENDQ_DELAY = 2.0 +SENDQ_BURST = 4 +NICK = rbot +USER = rbot +JOIN_CHANNELS = #giblet +PORT = 6667 +LANGUAGE = english +KEYWORD_LISTEN = false +SAVE_EVERY = 60 +SERVER = irc.openprojects.net +PASSWD = masterpwd +NO_KEYWORD_ADDRESS = false diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/keywords.rbot b/data/rbot/templates/keywords.rbot new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d985fa35 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/templates/keywords.rbot @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +lb<=is=>http://linuxbrit.co.uk +offended<=is=><reply><who> is offended! +giblet<=is=>My master! +rbot<=is=><reply>That's me! :-)) diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts b/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c3a25880 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/templates/lart/larts @@ -0,0 +1,98 @@ +swaps <who>'s shampoo with nair +installs windows on <who>'s machine +forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks +registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers +resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24 +takes <who>'s tea +dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services' +pokes <who> in the eye +beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Unix manual +cats /dev/urandom into <who>'s ear +signs <who> up for AOL +enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101 +sporks <who> +drops a truckload of VAXen on <who> +judo chops <who> +resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24 +formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12 +rm -rf's <who> +stabs <who> +steals <who>'s mojo +strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord +whacks <who> with the cluebat +sells <who> on E-Bay +uses <who> as a biological warfare study +uses the "Customer Appreciation Bat" on <who> +reads <who> some vogon poetry +puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex +casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom +gives <who> a melvin +turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be "bugged" +takes away <who>'s internet connection +pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon +counts "1, 2, 5... er... 3!" and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who> +puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders +makes <who> read slashdot at -1 +puts "alias vim=emacs" in <who>'s /etc/profile +uninstalls ld from <who>'s system +locks <who> in the Chateau d'If +signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons +makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer +fills <who>'s Visene eyedrop bottle with lime juice +casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom. +gives <who> a Chicago Steamer +rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death +pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher +pokes <who> with a rusty nail +puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets +pours sand into <who>'s oatmeal +mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste +puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lip balm +straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of "the world's most annoying sound" from "Dumb and Dumber" +tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack +forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing +smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass +puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives +makes <who> watch reruns of "Blue's Clues" +puts lye in <who>'s coffee +tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass +lets Borg have his way with <who> +signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center +wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings +gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert +forces <who> to eat all their veggies +covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper +fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce +forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate +knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4 +removes debian from <who>'s system +uses <who>'s debian cds for skeet shooting practice +gives <who>'s phone number to Borg +posts <who>'s IP and root password on alt.2600 +forces <who> to use words like "irregardless" and "administrate" (thereby sounding like a real dumbass)" +tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out +replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue +replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets +squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline for <who> +submits <who>'s photo to the people at SA for photoshopping +Forces <who> to learn the Win32 API +gives <who> an atomic wedgie +ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast +forces <who> to use emacs for text editing +frowns at <who> really really hard +jabs a hot car lighter into <who>'s eye sockets +forces <who> to browse the web with IE +takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue +forces <who> to listen to only emo music +signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship +attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM +donkey punches <who> +puts track spikes into <who>'s side +replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld +replaces <who>'s hypertension pills with rat poison pellets +replaces <who>s jock itch cream with Nair +does the Australian Death Grip on <who> +dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors. +farts in <who>'s general direction +flogs <who> with stinging neddle +hands <who> a poison ivy joint diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises b/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises new file mode 100644 index 00000000..ac923dd1 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/templates/lart/praises @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +hugs <who> +gives <who> some love diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/levels.rbot b/data/rbot/templates/levels.rbot new file mode 100644 index 00000000..2d11c2df --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/templates/levels.rbot @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +70 say +100 auth +50 part +85 config +80 nick +50 join +12 msginsult +5 keycmd +5 lart +5 addlart +10 rmlart +5 addpraise +10 rmpraise +5 addquote +12 remind+ +5 getquote +90 quit +5 remind +5 keyword +15 delquote +70 opmeh diff --git a/data/rbot/templates/users.rbot b/data/rbot/templates/users.rbot new file mode 100644 index 00000000..61f55fbb --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/templates/users.rbot @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +10 *!*@* |