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authorTom Gilbert <tom@linuxbrit.co.uk>2005-07-27 15:59:13 +0000
committerTom Gilbert <tom@linuxbrit.co.uk>2005-07-27 15:59:13 +0000
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-class InsultPlugin < Plugin
-
-## insults courtesy of http://insulthost.colorado.edu/
-
-##
-# Adjectives
-##
-@@adj = [
-"acidic",
-"antique",
-"contemptible",
-"culturally-unsound",
-"despicable",
-"evil",
-"fermented",
-"festering",
-"foul",
-"fulminating",
-"humid",
-"impure",
-"inept",
-"inferior",
-"industrial",
-"left-over",
-"low-quality",
-"malodorous",
-"off-color",
-"penguin-molesting",
-"petrified",
-"pointy-nosed",
-"salty",
-"sausage-snorfling",
-"tastless",
-"tempestuous",
-"tepid",
-"tofu-nibbling",
-"unintelligent",
-"unoriginal",
-"uninspiring",
-"weasel-smelling",
-"wretched",
-"spam-sucking",
-"egg-sucking",
-"decayed",
-"halfbaked",
-"infected",
-"squishy",
-"porous",
-"pickled",
-"coughed-up",
-"thick",
-"vapid",
-"hacked-up",
-"unmuzzled",
-"bawdy",
-"vain",
-"lumpish",
-"churlish",
-"fobbing",
-"rank",
-"craven",
-"puking",
-"jarring",
-"fly-bitten",
-"pox-marked",
-"fen-sucked",
-"spongy",
-"droning",
-"gleeking",
-"warped",
-"currish",
-"milk-livered",
-"surly",
-"mammering",
-"ill-borne",
-"beef-witted",
-"tickle-brained",
-"half-faced",
-"headless",
-"wayward",
-"rump-fed",
-"onion-eyed",
-"beslubbering",
-"villainous",
-"lewd-minded",
-"cockered",
-"full-gorged",
-"rude-snouted",
-"crook-pated",
-"pribbling",
-"dread-bolted",
-"fool-born",
-"puny",
-"fawning",
-"sheep-biting",
-"dankish",
-"goatish",
-"weather-bitten",
-"knotty-pated",
-"malt-wormy",
-"saucyspleened",
-"motley-mind",
-"it-fowling",
-"vassal-willed",
-"loggerheaded",
-"clapper-clawed",
-"frothy",
-"ruttish",
-"clouted",
-"common-kissing",
-"pignutted",
-"folly-fallen",
-"plume-plucked",
-"flap-mouthed",
-"swag-bellied",
-"dizzy-eyed",
-"gorbellied",
-"weedy",
-"reeky",
-"measled",
-"spur-galled",
-"mangled",
-"impertinent",
-"bootless",
-"toad-spotted",
-"hasty-witted",
-"horn-beat",
-"yeasty",
-"boil-brained",
-"tottering",
-"hedge-born",
-"hugger-muggered",
-"elf-skinned",
-]
-
-##
-# Amounts
-##
-@@amt = [
-"accumulation",
-"bucket",
-"coagulation",
-"enema-bucketful",
-"gob",
-"half-mouthful",
-"heap",
-"mass",
-"mound",
-"petrification",
-"pile",
-"puddle",
-"stack",
-"thimbleful",
-"tongueful",
-"ooze",
-"quart",
-"bag",
-"plate",
-"ass-full",
-"assload",
-]
-
-##
-# Objects
-##
-@@noun = [
-"bat toenails",
-"bug spit",
-"cat hair",
-"chicken piss",
-"dog vomit",
-"dung",
-"fat-woman's stomach-bile",
-"fish heads",
-"guano",
-"gunk",
-"pond scum",
-"rat retch",
-"red dye number-9",
-"Sun IPC manuals",
-"waffle-house grits",
-"yoo-hoo",
-"dog balls",
-"seagull puke",
-"cat bladders",
-"pus",
-"urine samples",
-"squirrel guts",
-"snake assholes",
-"snake bait",
-"buzzard gizzards",
-"cat-hair-balls",
-"rat-farts",
-"pods",
-"armadillo snouts",
-"entrails",
-"snake snot",
-"eel ooze",
-"slurpee-backwash",
-"toxic waste",
-"Stimpy-drool",
-"poopy",
-"poop",
-"craptacular carpet droppings",
-"jizzum",
-"cold sores",
-"anal warts",
-]
-
- def help(plugin, topic="")
- if(plugin == "insult")
- return "insult me|<person> => insult you or <person>"
- elsif(plugin == "msginsult")
- return "msginsult <nick> => insult <nick> via /msg"
- else
- return "insult module topics: msginsult, insult"
- end
- end
- def privmsg(m)
- suffix=""
- unless(m.params)
- m.reply "incorrect usage: " + help(m.plugin)
- return
- end
- msgto = m.channel
- if(m.plugin =~ /^msginsult$/)
- prefix = "you are "
- if (m.params =~ /^#/)
- prefix += "all "
- end
- msgto = m.params
- suffix = " (from #{m.sourcenick})"
- elsif(m.params =~ /^me$/)
- prefix = "you are "
- else
- prefix = "#{m.params} is "
- end
- insult = generate_insult
- @bot.say msgto, prefix + insult + suffix
- end
- def generate_insult
- adj = @@adj[rand(@@adj.length)]
- adj2 = ""
- loop do
- adj2 = @@adj[rand(@@adj.length)]
- break if adj2 != adj
- end
- amt = @@amt[rand(@@amt.length)]
- noun = @@noun[rand(@@noun.length)]
- start = "a "
- start = "an " if ['a','e','i','o','u'].include?(adj[0].chr)
- "#{start}#{adj} #{amt} of #{adj2} #{noun}"
- end
-end
-plugin = InsultPlugin.new
-plugin.register("insult")
-plugin.register("msginsult")
-