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Diffstat (limited to 'data/rbot/plugins')
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart.rb | 101 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-english | 98 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-italian | 25 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-japanese | 10 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-english | 5 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-italian | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-japanese | 3 |
7 files changed, 197 insertions, 49 deletions
diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart.rb b/data/rbot/plugins/lart.rb index aeaad733..cb8e57b7 100644 --- a/data/rbot/plugins/lart.rb +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart.rb @@ -28,58 +28,61 @@ class LartPlugin < Plugin def initialize - @larts = Array.new - @praises = Array.new - @lartfile = "" - @praisefile = "" - @changed = false + @larts = nil + @praises = nil + super + # after intialization #set_language is called with the language set in the bot configuration + # this loads the larts/praises from the registry + end + + def load_static_files(path, suffix) + entries = {} + Dir.glob("#{path}/#{suffix}-*").each { |filename| + language = filename[filename.rindex('-')+1..-1] + entries[language] = File.readlines(filename).map(&:chomp) + } + entries end def set_language(lang) save - # We may be on an old installation, so on the first run read non-language-specific larts - unless defined?(@oldlart) - @oldlart = datafile 'larts' - @oldpraise = datafile 'praise' - end + @lang = lang + @larts = @registry[:larts] + @praises = @registry[:praises] + + # for migrations try to read lart from bot data first (this is usually in ~/.rbot/lart: + if not @larts or not @praises + log "migrate existing larts or praises from #{datafile}" - @lartfile.replace(datafile("larts-#{lang}")) - @praisefile.replace(datafile("praises-#{lang}")) - @larts.clear - @praises.clear - if File.exists? @lartfile - IO.foreach(@lartfile) { |line| - @larts << line.chomp - } - elsif File.exists? @oldlart - IO.foreach(@oldlart) { |line| - @larts << line.chomp - } + @larts = load_static_files(datafile, 'larts') + @praises = load_static_files(datafile, 'praises') end - if File.exists? @praisefile - IO.foreach(@praisefile) { |line| - @praises << line.chomp - } - elsif File.exists? @oldpraise - IO.foreach(@oldpraise) { |line| - @praises << line.chomp - } + + # without migrations, the initial data files we load from is located in the plugin directory + # that is the directory in which the plugin file itself is located (.../data/rbot/plugins/ usually) + if not @larts or not @praises + log "load initial larts and praises from #{plugin_path}" + + initial_path = File.join(plugin_path, 'lart') + @larts = load_static_files(initial_path, 'larts') + @praises = load_static_files(initial_path, 'praises') end - @changed = false + end + + def larts + @larts[@lang] + end + + def praises + @praises[@lang] end def save - return unless @changed - Dir.mkdir(datafile) unless FileTest.directory? datafile - Utils.safe_save(@lartfile) { |file| - file.puts @larts - } - Utils.safe_save(@praisefile) { |file| - file.puts @praises - } - @changed = false + @registry[:larts] = @larts + @registry[:praises] = @praises + @registry.flush end def help(plugin, topic="") @@ -87,7 +90,7 @@ class LartPlugin < Plugin end def handle_lart(m, params) - lart = @larts[get_msg_idx(@larts.length)] + lart = larts[get_msg_idx(larts.length)] if not lart m.reply "I dunno any larts" return @@ -108,7 +111,7 @@ class LartPlugin < Plugin end def handle_praise(m, params) - praise = @praises[get_msg_idx(@praises.length)] + praise = praises[get_msg_idx(praises.length)] if not praise m.reply "I dunno any praises" return @@ -128,20 +131,20 @@ class LartPlugin < Plugin end def handle_addlart(m, params) - @larts << params[:lart].to_s + @larts[@lang] << params[:lart].to_s @changed = true m.okay end def handle_rmlart(m, params) - @larts.delete params[:lart].to_s + @larts[@lang].delete params[:lart].to_s @changed = true m.okay end def handle_listlart(m, params) rx = Regexp.new(params[:lart].to_s, true) - list = @larts.grep(rx) + list = larts.grep(rx) unless list.empty? m.reply list.join(" | "), :split_at => /\s+\|\s+/ else @@ -150,20 +153,20 @@ class LartPlugin < Plugin end def handle_addpraise(m, params) - @praises << params[:praise].to_s + @praises[@lang] << params[:praise].to_s @changed = true m.okay end def handle_rmpraise(m, params) - @praises.delete params[:praise].to_s + @praises[@lang].delete params[:praise].to_s @changed = true m.okay end def handle_listpraise(m, params) rx = Regexp.new(params[:praise].to_s, true) - list = @praises.grep(rx) + list = praises.grep(rx) unless list.empty? m.reply list.join(" | "), :split_at => /\s+\|\s+/ else @@ -177,7 +180,7 @@ class LartPlugin < Plugin end def get_msg_idx(max) - idx = rand(max) + rand(max) end end diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-english b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-english new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c3a25880 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-english @@ -0,0 +1,98 @@ +swaps <who>'s shampoo with nair +installs windows on <who>'s machine +forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks +registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers +resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24 +takes <who>'s tea +dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services' +pokes <who> in the eye +beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Unix manual +cats /dev/urandom into <who>'s ear +signs <who> up for AOL +enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101 +sporks <who> +drops a truckload of VAXen on <who> +judo chops <who> +resizes <who>'s terminal to 40x24 +formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12 +rm -rf's <who> +stabs <who> +steals <who>'s mojo +strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord +whacks <who> with the cluebat +sells <who> on E-Bay +uses <who> as a biological warfare study +uses the "Customer Appreciation Bat" on <who> +reads <who> some vogon poetry +puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex +casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom +gives <who> a melvin +turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be "bugged" +takes away <who>'s internet connection +pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon +counts "1, 2, 5... er... 3!" and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who> +puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders +makes <who> read slashdot at -1 +puts "alias vim=emacs" in <who>'s /etc/profile +uninstalls ld from <who>'s system +locks <who> in the Chateau d'If +signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons +makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer +fills <who>'s Visene eyedrop bottle with lime juice +casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom. +gives <who> a Chicago Steamer +rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death +pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher +pokes <who> with a rusty nail +puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets +pours sand into <who>'s oatmeal +mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste +puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lip balm +straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of "the world's most annoying sound" from "Dumb and Dumber" +tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack +forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing +smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass +puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives +makes <who> watch reruns of "Blue's Clues" +puts lye in <who>'s coffee +tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass +lets Borg have his way with <who> +signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center +wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings +gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert +forces <who> to eat all their veggies +covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper +fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce +forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate +knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4 +removes debian from <who>'s system +uses <who>'s debian cds for skeet shooting practice +gives <who>'s phone number to Borg +posts <who>'s IP and root password on alt.2600 +forces <who> to use words like "irregardless" and "administrate" (thereby sounding like a real dumbass)" +tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out +replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue +replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets +squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline for <who> +submits <who>'s photo to the people at SA for photoshopping +Forces <who> to learn the Win32 API +gives <who> an atomic wedgie +ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast +forces <who> to use emacs for text editing +frowns at <who> really really hard +jabs a hot car lighter into <who>'s eye sockets +forces <who> to browse the web with IE +takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue +forces <who> to listen to only emo music +signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship +attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM +donkey punches <who> +puts track spikes into <who>'s side +replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld +replaces <who>'s hypertension pills with rat poison pellets +replaces <who>s jock itch cream with Nair +does the Australian Death Grip on <who> +dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors. +farts in <who>'s general direction +flogs <who> with stinging neddle +hands <who> a poison ivy joint diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-italian b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-italian new file mode 100644 index 00000000..bc4b4e05 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-italian @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +scambia lo shampoo di <who> con crema depilatoria +installa Windows 3.1 sul computer di <who> +costringe <who> a programmare in Perl per 3 settimane +manda l'indirizzo email di <who> a 50 noti spammer +restringe il terminale di <who> a 40x24 +ruba il the di <who> +picchia <who> a sangue sulle gengive con una mazza ferrata arrugginita +vende <who> su eBay +ficca un peperoncino su per il culo di <who> +fa <who> a fettine +punzecchia la bambola voodoo di <who> +riformatta il disco fisso di <who> +brucia la collezione di fumetti di <who> +brucia la biblioteca di <who> +brucia la macchina di <who> +mette zucchero nel serbatoio della moto di <who> +legge a <who> un po' di poesia Vogon +svuota il frigorifero di <who> +picchia <who> in faccia con la 'Ricerca' di Proust +usa <who> come cavia in esperimenti di guerra batteriologica +pubblica su internet la foto di <who> sedut@ al cesso +scrive il numero di telefono di <who> su tutti i cessi pubblici +scollega la connessione ad internet di <who> +strappa le braccia di <who> e le usa per picchiarl@ a morte +nasconde un nido di vipere nel cuscino di <who> diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-japanese b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-japanese new file mode 100644 index 00000000..27982595 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/larts-japanese @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +<who>のパソコンにWindowsをインスタールする +<who>に３週間Perlを使わせる +<who>を叩き付ける +<who>の手を剥して、その手で<who>に打つ +Ebayで<who>を売る +<who>のコーヒーに灰汁を入れる +<who>をはらきりさせる +<who>を刺身に作る +<who>に心臓麻痺させる +<who>の名前をデスノートに書く diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-english b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-english new file mode 100644 index 00000000..3d89df74 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-english @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +hugs <who> +gives <who> some love +gives <who> a cookie +slaps <who> heartily on the back +tickles <who> diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-italian b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-italian new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9467cf95 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-italian @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +abbraccia <who> +adora <who> +invita <who> ad una cena luculliana +da' un'amichevole pacca sulle spalle a <who> diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-japanese b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-japanese new file mode 100644 index 00000000..12c0abc3 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/lart/praises-japanese @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +<who>とチュウする +<who>にクキーあげる +<who>ダイスキ！ |