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Diffstat (limited to 'data/rbot/plugins')
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/deepthoughts.rb | 8 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | data/rbot/plugins/theyfightcrime.rb | 75 |
2 files changed, 37 insertions, 46 deletions
diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/deepthoughts.rb b/data/rbot/plugins/deepthoughts.rb index 510b8c3c..87ccab2d 100644 --- a/data/rbot/plugins/deepthoughts.rb +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/deepthoughts.rb @@ -81,15 +81,9 @@ class DeepThoughts < Plugin end
def deepthought(m, params)
- thought = THOUGHTS[rand(THOUGHTS.length)]
- m.reply thought
+ m.reply THOUGHTS.pick_one
end
end
plugin = DeepThoughts.new
plugin.map 'deepthought'
-#plugin.map 'movieplot', :action => 'do_movieplot'
-#plugin.map 'movietitle', :action => 'do_movietitle'
-
-
-
diff --git a/data/rbot/plugins/theyfightcrime.rb b/data/rbot/plugins/theyfightcrime.rb index d21b5c7e..e0a29013 100644 --- a/data/rbot/plugins/theyfightcrime.rb +++ b/data/rbot/plugins/theyfightcrime.rb @@ -16,21 +16,21 @@ HE = [ 'Green Beret','waffle chef','vampire hunter','messiah','astronaut','sorceror','card sharp','matador', 'barbarian'], - ['with a robot buddy named Sparky.','whom everyone believes is mad.','gone bad.', - 'with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm.','living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus.', - 'searching for his wife''s true killer.','who dotes on his loving old ma.','looking for ''the Big One.''', - 'who knows the secret of the alien invasion.','on the edge.','on a mission from God.','with a secret.', - 'in drag.','plagued by the memory of his family''s brutal murder.','looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins.', - 'moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble.', - 'who must take medication to keep him sane.','who hangs with the wrong crowd.', - 'possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect.','with a winning smile and a way with the ladies.', - 'fleeing from a secret government programme.','from the ''hood.','haunted by an iconic dead American confidante.', - 'with a passion for fast cars.','trapped in a world he never made.','in a wheelchair.', - 'on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature.','on the run.', - 'for the 21st century.','who hides his scarred face behind a mask.','on the wrong side of the law.', - 'with no name.','from the Mississippi delta.','with acid for blood.','with nothing left to lose.', - 'haunted by memories of ''Nam.','on a search for his missing sister.','on his last day in the job.', - 'from a doomed world.','who believes he can never love again.'] + ['with a robot buddy named Sparky','whom everyone believes is mad','gone bad', + 'with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm','living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus', + 'searching for his wife''s true killer','who dotes on his loving old ma','looking for ''the Big One''', + 'who knows the secret of the alien invasion','on the edge','on a mission from God','with a secret', + 'in drag','plagued by the memory of his family''s brutal murder','looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins', + 'moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble', + 'who must take medication to keep him sane','who hangs with the wrong crowd', + 'possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect','with a winning smile and a way with the ladies', + 'fleeing from a secret government programme','from the ''hood','haunted by an iconic dead American confidante', + 'with a passion for fast cars','trapped in a world he never made','in a wheelchair', + 'on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature','on the run', + 'for the 21st century','who hides his scarred face behind a mask','on the wrong side of the law', + 'with no name','from the Mississippi delta','with acid for blood','with nothing left to lose', + 'haunted by memories of ''Nam','on a search for his missing sister','on his last day in the job', + 'from a doomed world','who believes he can never love again'] ] @@ -55,21 +55,21 @@ SHE = [ 'safe cracker','traffic cop','research scientist','queen of the dead','Hell''s Angel','museum curator', 'advertising executive','widow','mercenary','socialite'], - ['on her way to prison for a murder she didn''t commit.','trying to make a difference in a man''s world.', - 'with the soul of a mighty warrior.','looking for love in all the wrong places.','with an MBA from Harvard.', - 'who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles.','with the power to see death.', - 'descended from a line of powerful witches.','from a family of eight older brothers.','with a flame-thrower.', - 'with her own daytime radio talk show.','living on borrowed time.','who can talk to animals.', - 'prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage.','who don''t take no shit from nobody.','with a knack for trouble.', - 'who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen.','fleeing from a Satanic cult.', - 'on the trail of a serial killer.','with a birthmark shaped like Liberty''s torch.', - 'in the witness protection scheme.','from out of town.','from aristocratic European stock.', - 'living homeless in New York''s sewers.','with only herself to blame.','from beyond the grave', - 'married to the Mob.','from the wrong side of the tracks.','from a secret island of warrior women.', - 'from Mars.','with someone else''s memories.','from a different time and place.','operating on the wrong side of the law.', - 'who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt.','who dreams of becoming Elvis.', - 'with a song in her heart and a spring in her step.','in the wrong place at the wrong time.', - 'with an incredible destiny.','with the power to bend men''s minds.','with an evil twin sister.'] + ['on her way to prison for a murder she didn''t commit','trying to make a difference in a man''s world', + 'with the soul of a mighty warrior','looking for love in all the wrong places','with an MBA from Harvard', + 'who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles','with the power to see death', + 'descended from a line of powerful witches','from a family of eight older brothers','with a flame-thrower', + 'with her own daytime radio talk show','living on borrowed time','who can talk to animals', + 'prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage','who don''t take no shit from nobody','with a knack for trouble', + 'who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen','fleeing from a Satanic cult', + 'on the trail of a serial killer','with a birthmark shaped like Liberty''s torch', + 'in the witness protection scheme','from out of town','from aristocratic European stock', + 'living homeless in New York''s sewers','with only herself to blame','from beyond the grave', + 'married to the Mob','from the wrong side of the tracks','from a secret island of warrior women', + 'from Mars','with someone else''s memories','from a different time and place','operating on the wrong side of the law', + 'who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt','who dreams of becoming Elvis', + 'with a song in her heart and a spring in her step','in the wrong place at the wrong time', + 'with an incredible destiny','with the power to bend men''s minds','with an evil twin sister'] ] @@ -98,24 +98,21 @@ class TheyFightCrime < Plugin end def get_random_things(thing_array) - thing_array.map { |things| things[rand(things.length)] } + thing_array.map { |things| things.pick_one } end - def do_movieplot(m, params) + def movieplot(m, params) he_things = get_random_things(HE) she_things = get_random_things(SHE) - m.reply "Summary: He's #{he_things.join " "} She's #{she_things.join " "} They fight crime." + m.reply "Summary: He's #{he_things.join " "}. She's #{she_things.join " "}. They fight crime." end - def do_movietitle(m, params) + def movietitle(m, params) title_things = get_random_things(TITLE) m.reply "Title: #{title_things.join " "}" end end plugin = TheyFightCrime.new -plugin.map 'movieplot', :action => 'do_movieplot' -plugin.map 'movietitle', :action => 'do_movietitle' - - - +plugin.map 'movieplot' +plugin.map 'movietitle' |